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One thousand million emo kids Putting their souls up for bids To a man without shame The man who I now blame
For starting all this crap They all used to like rap But now they stay inside And cut themselves and cry
Because this guy named Thomas Has them brainwashed, I promise With use of his website Myspace has become a blight
Now when he makes the command These emo kids will stand They'll march on Washington and kill the government After that, Tommy boy will make his descent
Upon the White house to become president

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I luyu.I love the way you put your hair in a pony tail. I love the way you look cute as you check the mail. I love how you pay attention to every detail. Janica, I luyu.
I love the way you look so cute when you fart. I love the way you run from me inside of Wal-mart. I love how your legs just seem to come apart. Janica, I luyu.
I love your ego, it's the biggest I've ever seen I love that when you're mad, you get so very mean Then when we make up, you jump on my green bean Janica, I luyu.
I want to see you every day. You make me as giddy as a gay. I luyu.
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Pussies.
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And ain't it fuckin' gay?
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DimefrontI really don't like you, Nickleback If rock music was teeth, you would be plaque When I hear 'Photograph' I kick my own ballsack So I can forget about how my ears are under attack
You never made it as a wise man and couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin' But you have succeeded at making me want to cut my skin The teen aged girl audience, you're sure to win Writing the same song over and over again
This is how you remind me Why its now America's pastime to go on a shooting spree Chad, you look like an albino banshee But your vocals resemble those of a manatee Dimefront
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Mon Apr 10, 2006, 1:33 AM

Hello. My name is John Irving. I do sales for 12 hours a day and have I'm engaged, but still manage to get bored sometimes. So I write poems. I only do things when I come up with it on the spot. I won't put anything on here that I spent an hour thinking about, or even 10 minutes. I hope some people get some laughs.

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Current Residence: Ogden Utah.
Interests: I work 12 hours a day, 5 days a week. I am engaged. I wish I had time for interests.
Favourite movie: I'd like to see a pornographic rendition of Saw.
Favourite poet or writer: Michael Rotch.
Favourite photographer: Michael Hunt.
Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo anything.
Tools of the Trade: Wordpad. Paint. Stupidity.

Website: http://www.myspace.com/johnnylovesrockmusic
Email: link.johnirving@gmail.com
AIM: lprocksyourballs
MSN: dontfeedthepenguin@yahoo.com
Yahoo: dontfeedthepenguin@yahoo.com

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~goofed Apr 13, 2006, 11:26:30 PM

thanks for the fav

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I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.

IRL friend.

~goofed Apr 10, 2006, 5:10:52 AM

Thanks for the watch!

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I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.

IRL friend.

~Kritter5x Apr 10, 2006, 4:01:16 AM

Thanks for the fav and watch!

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BWAAAAAAAH!

~imgsrc Apr 10, 2006, 4:04:10 AM

No prob. Your Nintendo stuff is amazing. I'd like to frame that 'Mushroom Kingdom 3D' one and put it in my room.

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~imgsrc Apr 10, 2006, 4:09:28 AM

Ah, probably true. But still, how much money have we given them over the years, right?

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~Kritter5x Apr 10, 2006, 4:05:53 AM

XD shame it wasn't a print, it's definitely my most sucessful deviation. Though I think Nintendo would have issues with me making cash off their ideas